The Archives
Nov 01 - Dec 31 2002
Sept 21 - Oct 30 2002
Aug 5 - Sept 20 2002
July 12 - Aug 04 2002
June 16 -July 10 2002
June 1 - June 14 2002
| December 31, 2002 | ||||
Bring on the Zolo chorus, wax poetic and celebrate the origami underground, 2003 is almost upon us. |
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| December 28, 2002 | ||||
America is preparing for the onslaught by getting out our shopping carts! |
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| Xmas , 2002 | ||||
You must pay for your sins before Santa takes you to heaven. Merry Xmas. I'll be busy for the next few days. |
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| December 20, 2002 | ||||
Misfit toys are the cleanest animals, but Mr. T still wants to show you his knob! |
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| December 17, 2002 | ||||
Send me a postcard from the Milky Way and meat me at the road house. Rudalf's almost here. |
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| December 16 , 2002 | ||||
Crank up the propaganda machine and turn on the Christmas lights , Michael 's gonna drop the baby. |
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| December 13 , 2002 | ||||
Ride the hairy cow to the Turkish Wizard of Oz and suck like America's best Christian. |
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| December 12 , 2002 | ||||
My castrati has been restrained. Now for some answers. |
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| December 9 , 2002 | ||||
You better buy 2 Hitlers for $300 before they implode the world. Don't forget to send a letter to Zsa Zsa. |
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| December 7 , 2002 | ||||
Before bringing out the heavy artillery check the ancient texts for any pataphysical correlation. |
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| December 5 , 2002 | ||||
If you're tired of killing frogs you need to take your menorah to the Dradle of Filth. |
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| December 4 , 2002 | ||||
9 years later you can still see what Frank was doing up until the time of his death. |
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| December 3 , 2002 | ||||
The ultimate vampire slayer has some skeletons in his closet so butter him up. |
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| December 1 , 2002 | ||||
Bring out the little drummer boy it's time to put on your best suit again. |
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| November 29 , 2002 [suggested by Fleming] | ||||
We know the meaning of Dalai lama and who Salvador Dali Llama is, but watch out for the lethal llama. |
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| November 26 , 2002 [suggested by Krane] | ||||
Until the next arrival of Jesus we will need another super hero to help us through. He will show us how to do most everything until judgment day. |
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| November 23 , 2002 | ||||
Put on your finest regalia and get ready to experiment with your toaster. |
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| November 20 , 2002 | ||||
A true visionary doesn't have to heed the warnings of a bunch of long haired sissies who are really full of shit. |
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| November 18 , 2002 | ||||
Before beginning your space patrol mission put on all safety gear and dog tags. Remember to test your force field. |
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| November 16 , 2002 | ||||
Now you can evade the prying eye of the "Information Awareness Office" by creating your own alphabet. |
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| November 14 , 2002 [suggested by Tritto] | ||||
Once you are royalty you can throw away your cell phone and commission a portrait of yourself or your maybe just your hair. |
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| November 12 , 2002 | ||||
The youth of today want brushes my friend. Brushes, brushes, brushes and brushes. |
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| November 11 , 2002 [suggested by HotRodJFK] | ||||
Just because black people really like me doesn't mean I put down the toilet seat for their monstrous asses. |
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| November 9 , 2002 [suggested by Beckybot] | ||||
Are you planning on buying a new boat on TV? The safest place to put your money has always been made of foil and duct tape. |
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| November 7 , 2002 | ||||
More flights of fancy await your clothes after you are dead. |
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| November 5 , 2002 | ||||
It's the blimp... the unseen mother ship! As it turns out, apes are the real aliens. |
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| November 3 , 2002 | ||||
Skribble your brain sing a little song, the spacemen will solve your dilemma. |
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| November 1 , 2002 | ||||
If you can't understand your dog maybe you should ask Satan. He knows everything. Your dog knows very little. |
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