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June 1-14 2002

June 14, 2002
For those of you who enjoyed the cell phone symphony, here is some new exciting stuff. How about music from your printer? If that's not cool enough try playing a grain silo in Canada with the Silophone. Need somthing tamer? Check out Shonen Knife (I like Tortoise Brand Pot Scrubbing Cleaner's Theme).
June 13, 2002
We all know the Red Robot is really Robot Ron. And yes he is one bad mutha. Speaking of bad, here is one bad dog (or is it bad Pikachu?).
June 12, 2002 [suggested by Jokir & Tritto]
Anyone with an irrational fear of clowns, even evil ones, should really be afraid of the corporate theme song.
June 11, 2002
A word to the wise... clean out your nasal passages before using the Zorb. Your insides will be twisted by the time you are done.
June 10, 2002 [suggested by Jokir]
Is there anything more disturbing than a town populated by gumby animals? Maybe a chimp that looks like George Bush or asses that talk.
June 8, 2002 [suggested by Krane & Redeemer]
There's the voodoo we all know and love...then there's Voudou... then there's the Voodoo Butter Underpants which is known to be caused by Olestra. Don't forget, when the tie on the body tag, there's no more web for you.
June 7, 2002
When I was a kid I worked at a Mini Golf Course. We spent most of the summer smoking ganja, drinking beer and playing video games. What a life???
June 6, 2002
If you see a giant shadow moving across the earth, watch out. Planet X is supposed to pass thorough our orbit and either make us all as strong as Pippi Longstocking or it will bring some crazy ass monster to destroy us. We now have the videos to prove it.
June 5, 2002 [suggested by O-nuts]
Some people don't know the flat-out truth when it's under their own 2 feet. I think Zacharia Sitchin jumped over the 150 foot wall [pdf] a long time ago. Maybe you don't know doodie.
June 4, 2002
I was watching some trashy videos which reminded me something I might see if Frank Zappa was on Mystery Science Theater. Is that your Uncle Meat?
June 3, 2002
Ahhh, the cell phone what an instrument of sweet music. And speaking of sweet music why not make your own raga. Then Listen to some real music by L.Ron Hubard. Was that John Travolta?
June 2, 2002
OK, Ok. I just found out how Jesus got all his magical powers. Then the guy bitch slapped me. Listen here heavenly father, that's the last time I buy any of your cheesy products.. Who would have known a chunk of stainless steel could save your life.
June 1 , 2002
What better place to start off that with a trip to Japan. Home of the cheese megalopolis. There are a few things you should learn before you go. Here's what you should expect when you get there. This is the secret to their ancient culture. This is really the place to check out the shift in their current culture.

The Archives June 1-14 2002

The Archives
June 1-14 2002