The Archives
June 16 -July 10 2002
June 1 - June 14 2002
| July 10, 2002 | ||||
Here is what this site looks like translated into German and back to English again. Or maybe you prefer a little Engrish? |
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| July 9, 2002 [suggested by Krane] | ||||
Today let's mix it up with some found art and a dose of sketchzilla. Don't forget to wipe! |
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| July 8, 2002 [suggested by Krane] | ||||
Looking for someone to Obey? Check their family history first and remember God hates burning pieces of wood. |
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| July 5, 2002 | ||||
Looking for a nice way to add pets to your bathroom? Here's cool way to clean up after them and proof that Kitty Carlisle will live forever. |
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| July 3, 2002 [suggested by Krane] | ||||
Need a great last minute vacation? Maybe you should take a Bibleman cruise to Newganistan. Be sure to sing to the Titanic theme song from the bow of the ship. |
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| July 2, 2002 | ||||
Still looking for a way to remove a few fingers before the fourth? May I suggest a Potato cannon, match rocket, tennis ball mortar, hydrogen balloon or just a plain old creamer fireball? |
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| July 1, 2002 | ||||
Look out, when Broccoli man meets the planet's strongest boy things start to levitate. |
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| June 30, 2002 | ||||
Here are some reasons why dogs, cats and monkeys hate humans. Here is what might happen if they all just disappeared... |
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| June 29, 2002 | ||||
It's a great time to watch the Lord of the Rings, eat a juicy steak and shake that thang. |
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| June 28, 2002 [suggested by Jokir] | ||||
The reason McDonalds burgers keep getting smaller... and cats are always pissed off. |
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| June 26, 2002 | ||||
How much are you worth? and where is your cash? |
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| June 25, 2002 | ||||
Ever think about becoming a minister in one church or another? A whole world of important secrets opens up to you. |
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| June 24, 2002 | ||||
I was eating my lunch the other day when I decided to quit smoking and quit shaving both at the same time. Now what? |
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| June 22, 2002 | ||||
Ok, so i's summer 2002. I figure by now I should be able to make myself a jet pack to fly around in. Not just one of those helicopter type things... a real jetpack. Guess I'll have t settle for generating free energy. |
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| June 21, 2002 | ||||
Nothing says summer solstice like a pink bear. Besides that I don't know what it says. |
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| June 20, 2002 [suggested by Jokir + Fontdude] | ||||
Before wasting your time with some virtual bubble wrap, see what really happens in science fiction ... [Fontdude] Poor Ewoks. They destroyed that AT-ST and everything... to die in the nuclear winter of Death Star II fallout... [Jokir] |
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| June 19, 2002 [suggested by Jokir + Sprouts] | ||||
Toast? Oh my. Butter side down? but beware of the free lunch it might turn out to be a Ninja Burger. |
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| June 18, 2002 | ||||
Nothing says I love you like processed meat. It also makes a nice ride. And yes you too can now own your own weenee mobile. Just be careful! |
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| June 17, 2002 [suggested by Jokir] | ||||
If you haven't been to Monkeytown you can eat pooo. Here are some other thoughts for the day.... thank god I saved you from those evil men . |
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| June 16, 2002 [suggested by Toby] | ||||
| As
if it wasn't dangerous
enough to drive nuclear
waste past your front door, they were actually thinking of flying
it over your house too. Better make your radiation
suit now. |
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