The Archives
July 12 - Aug 04 2002
June 16 -July 10 2002
June 1 - June 14 2002
| August 4, 2002 | ||||
I'm on my way to the promised land where I hear the toilets are so bad that women pee standing up. I needed to consult the Belief-O-Matic. It says I should be a Liberal Quaker. The NEW me! |
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| August 3, 2002 [suggested by Tritto] | ||||
While looking for a new band name I discovered my African roots. I was forced to picture myself as plastic. |
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| August 2, 2002 | ||||
Don't judge me because I eat kangaroos. In 2200 A.D. the Partridge Family will be eaten like the freaks they are. |
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| August 1, 2002 [suggested by Jokir] | ||||
Some Flash games to keep you busy today. I actually did shake hands with a monkey the other day. Really. |
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| July 31, 2002 [suggested by Krane] | ||||
For the love of Mr. Greenjeans, protect your nipples before Mr. T calls the God Squad. |
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| July 30, 2002 | ||||
Even though these Jews have really nice guns, they probably still kill kitties. Not that the Muslims don't have their own problems. And what the hell is going on here? |
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| July 26, 2002 | ||||
OK, here are a bunch of random thoughts...you decide how they are related. Shaved cats, Rumpology, Lego Freaks, political posters, cheesy toys, horny toys, a new mouse and what the hell do these have to do with Panasonic 1 2 3 4 ? |
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| July 24, 2002 | ||||
You can be anti-banner, anti-advertising or even anti-everything but you gotta want to know what John Mac's eating. |
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| July 23, 2002 | ||||
While contemplating the latest in airport technology, I wonder how the lowly chicken head might fit in.... maybe if they had more bawls. |
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| July 22, 2002 | ||||
We all need a hero... even if it's the Lettuce Ladies. And to think, I could have stopped at more that 20 McDonalds on my way to work today. |
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| July 21, 2002 | ||||
The Chap Stick conspiracy affects us all whether you're happy-scrappy or in the grave (even Frank). |
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| July 19, 2002 | ||||
After a little interactive fun relax and eat some cat poop. Then it's back on the road.... |
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| July 18, 2002 | ||||
Music Links: Protect your garden with MX-80. Control your evolution with The Evolution Control Committee (don't for get to check out Rocked by Rape). |
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| July 17, 2002 | ||||
Have no fear of llamas! Salvador Dali Llama is here to save your butt in prison. |
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| July 16, 2002 | ||||
Yogic Flying is a great way to avoid your favorite sin. Some people have to resort to harsher methods. |
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| July 14, 2002 | ||||
Get your kids to stop collecting trading cards and do their homework. Then maybe they will realize that the coriolis effect is a sham before using Colonblow. |
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| July 13, 2002 | ||||
What is it with these Monkeys and Gerbil Farmers? What makes those monkeys so lovable? Monkey-monkey-monkey! |
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| July 12, 2002 [suggested by Tritto] | ||||
Get off your your big afro and check to see if you are insane before I send you to the cheese factory. |
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