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September 20 , 2002 [suggested by Jokir]

Now that Stanley KuBRICK has been reincarnated we won't fall for that scam from Nigeria. You know...the one with the milky elephant.
September 17 , 2002 [suggested by Krane]

Building your own computer is easier than you think. Just keep your pets occupied and don't fight with yo bitch.
September 16 , 2002 [suggested by Jokir]

Today you get just one word..... Yatta!
September 15 , 2002 [suggested by dolfinluvr]

As you know, all things are connected. Who would have known the Pillsbury dough boy is connected with the Holocaust.
September 14 , 2002

So I'm ready for action, I've got my Anti-Radiation Booster, my protective underwear, my 12-point resonator , and my special sitting pants. Even my pets are ready for action.
September 13 , 2002

Sorry about the hit and miss updates lately. I've been revamping the Cool Fonts web site. Check it out.
September 10 , 2002

Just some fun design links so you don't feel obligated to stare at the TV tomorrow.
•spent 2000 • Ultrashock • Styleboost • HalfProject •
September 9 , 2002

I was looking for a pointless waste of time and found this. What I really wanted was a little accident.

September 7 , 2002

There is a difference between being stoned and just looking stoned either way, get rid of your old spam email first.
September 5 , 2002

Leave a message for the future or create your own world today. Just don't get stuck on an island with Satan.
September 3 , 2002

Here are lots of actual photos of Jesus. But it was just aliens at the world trade center. Makes you wanna root for the home team.
September 1 , 2002

Let's see.. Should I be a crack head or a stoner? Well, I already have a bitchen bong.

August 31, 2002

I consulted the Delay Lama to see if he could simplify the complexities of the universe and this is what he said.
August 29, 2002

Lunching with Dr. Shaw makes me wonder how much is really inside. Now, do I eat the Oreos or the EZ Cheese?
August 28, 2002

Now you can play like a CEO in a world of gerbils. Or just sit at home and scribble.
August 26, 2002 [suggested by [Krane]

You really need to learn sign language in order to understand what's going on. Just prep your fingers first.
August 25, 2002

The dicktaters are beginning to take over. The have arrived in their earthship and they have a posse.
August 23, 2002

If you love bacon like I love bacon then you'll really like sugar booger. He's your hero. Just don't play with your boogers.
August 22, 2002

What the figlet? If that turned you, on you'll really like this. There is science behind every turn of the roll and art under the seat.
August 20, 2002

It has been said that the Man with the Green Stump aint no Johnny Carson. The Corn Gods have a game for you. Or you could just try Corning. Or eat some corn cob jelly.
August 19, 2002

This should keep you busy for awhile. If not, watch some videos.
August 18, 2002

Just in: Secret new footage from The Two Towers. The Zilla Liberation Front needs your help. In case no one told you here is our strategy for homeland security. All your base belong to them.
August 16, 2002

OK. let's consult the Zappasaurus to get this Mr. Green Jeans thing straight once and for all. Here is the real Mr.Green Jeans.
August 15, 2002

Forget the bible code, the Moby Dick Code is what you should be basing your life on. Or you could base it on nothing.
August 14, 2002

Airline barf bags are a real part of the homeland safety system. Not a laughing matter. Also, not bubblesoap! Most definitly not Roborobo.
August 13, 2002

A quick trip to the wayback machine and Mr. Whoopee sent me to some futuristic cartoon characters who inducted me into their secret society.
August 11, 2002

While shining up my bling bling in Photoshop when I decide I really need my own bar-code. It's better that a Lego supermodel who warchalks your neighborhood.
August 10, 2002

Chicken for breakfast again? I need some food porn to go with my morning paper.

August 9, 2002 [suggested by dolfinluvr]

If you've been offended and feel the need to be defended but all you get is cheap shots from anyone you talk to. Stop whining.
August 8, 2002 [suggested by Jokir]

So I guess some of you out there like playing with the microwaves and others just like creating plasmoids. Those who don't have a microwave can still have fun with a toaster. Just watch out for the kids.
August 7, 2002

Another day of pondering the similarities between Jesus & Elvis and playing with my spurtle. It's almost as fun as grapes in the microwave (I know you're gonna try this).
August 6, 2002

I was forced to resort to rock-paper-scissors to determine the texture of Dick Cheney's diet. I ended up narrowing to his favorite brand.
August 5, 2002 [suggested by Jokir]

A real villain needs a good lair but you can alway build you own bomb shelter or submarine.

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