The Archives

Sept 21 - Oct 30 2002
Aug 5 - Sept 20 2002
July 12 - Aug 04 2002
June 16 -July 10 2002
June 1 - June 14 2002

October 30 , 2002

Now it's time to unescape and wash your hands or create a holographic extravaganza with some jib jab.
October 29 , 2002

Sticks and stones my friend... what an unrelated bunch of hokum.
October 27 , 2002 [suggested by Dr. Shaw]

X-ray vision is just one change your aspect. Vegetables are another way. Don't throw a tantrum... it's time to change your aspect!
October 25 , 2002

Feel like your been burned by the Bible? Your cruel but enlightened parents could have named you after a vagina.
October 22 , 2002

More than just the earth is flat so dawn your protective gear and move to Tiki Island.
October 18 , 2002

The world according to some pot smoking graphic designers would be functional, but a little behind the times.
October 17 , 2002 [suggested by Jokir]

I just slapped together a new harpsichord to serenade the devil.
October 16 , 2002 [suggested by Jokir]

Learn how the Vikings discovered Canada.
October 15 , 2002

Tired of the usual horny action figures? You need to move up to 21st century action heroes. They have a plan.
October 12 , 2002

I am now going to use my psionic powers to wish you would eat shit... unless you do that little dance of yours.
October 9 , 2002

People just don't seem to take enough pictures. They like to take small pictures with their favorite lomographic tools. The crap they share make us happy.
October 7 , 2002 [suggested by Tritto]

If it weren't for politics, typography would be like a gourmet dinner from outer space.

October 5 , 2002 [suggested by BigAfro]

Only you can decide who is hotter or who is hairier. Just don't pick the ass face.
October 3 , 2002 [suggested by Jokir]

we knew they could make just about anything bigger but now they can teleport stuff too. But if you teleport a cat to water can you make it drink?
October 1 , 2002 [suggested by KrameX9]

As we prepare the kiddies for war the supplies of iron crosses has gotten low. Time to make the links shorter.
September 28 , 2002

Control yourself in the presence of the queen. The signs are there, soon you will swear.
September 27 , 2002

As we race toward the ultimate technological breakthrough we must look back at history. That's why they call it history stupid.
September 26 , 2002

Put on your gloves and jump on the rocket there's a squid out there.
September 24 , 2002

By the time you come to the realization there is art everywhere you start to find cards everywhere too.
September 23 , 2002 [suggested by Reinard]

While zooming thorough the galaxies, I decided to take pictures of the strange creatures I encountered. Even this one.
September 21 , 2002

And then there's Michael Kenyan... All he's thinking about is a good tattoo and hot soapy water. I guess things never change.

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